WE LOVE VALIUM with Ava Gina & Cat Galore: Archive

Dec 24th

“Back in Aotearoa. I can feel my family. I always cry….. But maybe...”

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Florence and the Machine - Dog Days are Over ...

Dec 23rd

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Years ago I was in Coimbra, Portugal for 3 days in December. To get into the spirit they had speakers on every corner of the town playing Christmas songs 24 hours a day. It was one of the most horrifying and disturbing experiences of my life. 72 hours of Kenny G, Andre Rieu, the 3 Tenors, Andrea Boccelli, Richard Clayderman… Sorry, I can’t go on. The memory of those days still make my...

Dec 23rd

“I’m loving the Wire but I’m sure I’d love it more if I could...”

Dec 22nd

People Press Play - Girl

Dec 22nd

Tampons - Not just for the Big Red P

Stay slim this stupid season and still get hammered using a new Hollywood technique ‘Slimming’. Get a large vodka, take it to the loo and drop a tampon in it and wait until it soaks up as much as possible and insert. Voila!! No calories!!! Trust us. It’s happening.

Dec 21st

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Since we’re talking about love, what about some porn? It’s Massive Attack. I don’t love them but this song is pretty cool. Then I saw the video. It’s almost like a documentary with Georgina Spelvin, star of the classic The Devil in Miss Jones. To make things even more romantic, one of her co-stars in this film is Clair Lumiere (a.k.a. Judith Hamilton), her lover for many...

Dec 20th

So it's christmas.

So it’s christmas (deliberately in lower case) and even if you aren’t religious you will have no choice but to be swept away with it all. You will be blinded by tinsel and baubles. You will encounter dozens of people wearing Santa hats or reindeer antlers. You will have the windows of shops screaming at you to buy your loved one that blender or clutch. You will drink too much and...

Dec 20th

All is Full of Love - Death Cab for Cutie

Dec 20th